School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
thelostpotato:


In Malcolm in the Middle when Lois cut the heads off of all of Emma Stone’s dolls and puts them in her locker.

Reblogging this again..

amoying:

do horses end their prayers with neigh-men

(via kingofunny)

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

(via kingofunny)

my catch phrase: I'll do it later

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via kingofunny)

pizza:

this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(via nambrows)