appropriate replies to selfies
- uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
- usher lyrics
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
ϟ A progression of bad language
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
*clenches fists* i just want tattoos
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.