citgo:

appropriate replies to selfies

  • fuck
  • damn
  • wtf
  • uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
  • brah
  • ayyyy
  • shawtayyyyy
  • ok
  • usher lyrics

(via cirocobamma)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via cirocobamma)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via cirocobamma)

king-joaquin:

real

ϟ A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via andromedarko)

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

(via punkmonksteven)

shuckl:

*clenches fists* i just want tattoos

(Source: aidn, via inspiritinfinitley)

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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(via inspiritinfinitley)